Showing posts with label obnoxious lamp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obnoxious lamp. Show all posts

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas to all...

Just a few shots around the neighborhood... we had three whole inches of snow last night, so I was just itching to get out and take some pics... unfortunately, the snow was accompanied and followed by high winds, so we didn't get any pretty accumulation on the trees...

The first pic is some mistletoe growing about 20 feet above me in a neighbors mulberry tree. It's not a great shot... When I pointed the camera up, there were a whole flock of robins. They sat, gave me take time to focus, and the split second before I took the pic... they flew off.

Little boogers.


This is my rather pitiful excuse for a Christmas tree... it's really not so bad. It's an Italian Stone Pine, Pineus pinea. A juvenile tree about 3 years old. In a couple of more years, he'll start growing longer, greener needles... If he survives. They will survive here... they're hardy to zone 7 and I'm on the line between 7 & 8... and they'll do very well through our summers, being drought resistant. But they're not really the best tree to have around... they grow into an umbrella, flat topped kind of tree. And too big for my little suburban yard. The trees are the ones that produce edible pine nuts that you pay way too much money for at the store.

I'm thinking that I could bonsai it... or maybe just grow it in a larger pot until I can figure it out, or find someone with a yard big enough.

The biggest problem will be getting him through the winter until spring, when I can do something with him. They really need a whole lot of light, and they usually won't survive inside until spring. As soon as it thaws though, I'll shove him in the coldframe. I'm not gonna shock him by throwing him out there right now though...

here's a shot of a mourning dove all fluffed up in the sun...

And finally, in the sheltered alley, some show accumulation... but not a pretty picture.

And that's about the best I could do today... I thought of getting one of the cats to come out and play in the snow for some shots. They informed me that I was quite insane, refused to discuss it further and would have locked me out of the house if they could figure out how to turn that little knob...
I had planned on going to midnight mass last night, at the church I've been attending recently, and plan on actually becoming a member of in the New Year. But the snow started yesterday afternoon, and after it ended, the wind kept up. Which means the friction of the wind melted the snow on the roads, and as soon as the wind died, it froze. I was still gonna risk it, but I was hearing sirens about every 30 to 45 minutes {I live fairly close to a major street. Whenever the sirens would go by, Dad used to joke that they were playing the "Cooper Street Blues" }
I decided that Baby Jesus was a forgiving sort, and would be more than willing to overlook my absense.
Instead, I curled up next to the truly obnoxious 5 foot tall cactus lamp, with a good book (Will Self, The Book Of Dave) and cats curled up on me. I had a very nice, mellow and blessedly peaceful Christmas Eve.
Seeing as I grew up in a household with a sibling who was later formally diagnosed as bipolar (except they called it Manic-Depresive then) peaceful holidays are my preference. I don't have a huge amount of warm fuzzy childhood memories about Chirstmas, and I have a hard time faking it for everyone elses sake, so I tend to let everybody else have their fun, and I'll have mine.
And all that is probably more than you needed to know, but there we are.
The point is, and I DO have one, is that I truly hope that everybody out there is having a wonderful holiday, no matter how you choose to celebrate it...



Saturday, March 07, 2009

hmmm

Well, this darned cactus lamp has been giving me fits. Primarily in the lampshade dept... The plain white lampshade looked too unnatural... the pleated ivory lampshade was the wrong shape... I found a brown burlap one, that looked actually ok... except it was too long and it covered the top of the cactus...

and ultimately, this is an obnoxious lamp, and it needs an obnoxious lampshade...

Then it dawned on me.

It needed a sombrero...

Now, I origionally wanted one of those big velvet ones, with all the embroidery and mirrors on it, but even in the flea markets they run close to $20.00... which is the silliest thing I've ever heard since people go to mexico, bring the thing back and then sell it in the yard sale for a buck because they can't figure out what they're supposed to do with the darned thing when they get it home...

But I got this one untill I can come up with a better one...

What do you think?

Monday, February 23, 2009

I swear, I've been good... Honest!

Yes, I know I've been carping about not working as much, and not making as much money, and growing my own veggies and basically just being self-congradulatory about how cheep I am and not spening my money...

But that was before I knew there was a 4 1/2 foot tall plaster of paris floor lamp shaped like a cactus sitting in a Goodwill in Lewisville, Texas with a $9.99 price tag...

And if anybody out there thinks I didn't buy this obnoxious thing and drive it 35 miles home, then I don't know who's blog you've been reading, but it wasn't mine...

Here it is:

Or more precisely, here it was... you see, it was that awful pastel blue that you used to see a lot of in the late 80's Southwestern decor, which makes a certain amount of sense, as that's probably when it dates too... But the paint was chipped in quite a few places, and I don't want to remember the 80's anyway, so I stopped at Lowes and invested in a can of more natural looking matte green... And while I was at Lowes, I saw a 2 1/2 foot tall fiberglass saquaro for $148.00... so I think I got a good deal.


Not bad huh? The flash on the camera makes the color a little lighter than reality, but you get the idea... I'm thinking that I need to find something to glue on for the spines, just to make it more realistic... My first thought was nails, but since this is replacing a floor lamp by my bed that I really never liked anyway, it occured to me that the last thing I need is to have one too many beers, then impale myself on a nail-studded plaster cactus trying to turn the light off... It might not be that easy to explain in the Emergengy Room. So, this is fine for now.

So, I have rewarded myself for being financially responsible for the month. Besides, this is my official 200th post, and I had to buy myself a present to celebrate.