Friday, November 09, 2012

I dont believe it...

Finally got this blared mobile blogger to work.  Sure I won't be able to do anything too fancy but it will be nice to do SOMETHING!    Really, I'm just testing...  let's see if I can post a pic...



Tuesday, October 30, 2012

hello again... for some darned reason... blogger won't let me post from my phone.  I'll try to figure it out later... but untill then, I'm confined to checking in when I'm at the library.  Very annoying.  GRRRRRR.

hope everyone out there is doing well. 

Thursday, October 04, 2012

howdy howdy howdy. 

just letting everyone know I'm still alive.  I've been laid off from the job, so what time I get on the internet is usually spent filling out applications.  I've tried just hitting the streets... but if I hear the phrase "We don't take paper applications..." one more time, I may explode...

Actually, I'm doing just fine for the moment.  later folks. 

Sunday, August 12, 2012

checking in...

Sunday morning.  I should be getting ready for church, but I have decided I'm not going today. 

Right now I'm down the street watering someones lawn.  They took off on vacation to South America to visit family, and left me their keys so I could water their yard and make sure the house was ok.  And use the internet. 

Global warming has not been kind to us this year.  Triple digits started in early July... usually they hold off until August.  So far the highest it's been is 108F.  That's  the official temp... but when you're on the pavement all day it's actually a few degrees hotter.  Not a lot of fun out there. 

We've been having a few days of milder heat though... yesterday it was 99.  It was a relief.  How sick is that? 

So far the plants at the flea market are selling pretty good... I'm actually having a hard time keeping things stocked.  Big pots with combinations of succulents don't sell as well as small rooted cutting though.  People want the little starts of plants rather than the big impressive ones.  Go figure. 

Really just checking in.  Hope everyone is doing well.  TA

Monday, July 23, 2012

HI HO SAGUARO!

And introducing.... The Cactus Cowboy! 

Created by my friend Hector as a logo for the new business.  Fun huh? 




Sunday, July 22, 2012

Nopales

Recently my niece, who works for a catering company, texted me asking where she could get a prickly pear plant. 
This surprised me. 
Primarily because my niece, God love her, has never expressed interest in growing so much as a petunia. 
After some back and forth texting, I finally determined that it wasn't my niece who was interested in growing a prickly pear, but the chef she worked with.  Not only did that make more sense, but it also kinda narrowed down exactly what we were talking about...

You see, there are a whole bunch of plants that go by the name of prickly pear... almost all of them in the genus Opuntia.  If I know its a chef asking, I know that it's the common napales that we're talking about.   Opuntia ficus-indica.  There are several variations withing the species, and the variation most often seen in Mexican markets is known by a four digit number that escapes me at the moment.  While almost all Opuntia species can be eaten... this variety is the one you see in markets because its growth is fairly rapid and easy, it's practically spineless, and it has a pleasant flavor.

So, I knew what to answer. 

I don't know of any nurseries that will sell you that particular variety of Opuntia. 

There are a couple of reasons for this.  Primarily, it doesn't survive our winters here.  One hard frost and the thing dies.  There are certainly many many species of Opuntia that do survive our winters, but this variety of this species does not.  But secondly, I'm pretty sure that the particular variety we're talking about is patented, and is only really marketed to farmers who are growing commercially.  I don't currently know of any nursery that is producing the plants for the retail market, but I might be wrong. 

If I'm correct, a wholesale nursery would require a permit to produce the things for the retail market. 

So... while it would technically be illegal to propogate the plants to sell, there's certainly nothing stopping you from starting a few at home for your personal use, and luckily it's fairly easily done.

You start by going to the local market and getting a pound or so of Prickly Pear Pads, aka Nopales. 

Now, I live in Central Texas.  A pound of those things are not hard to find.  Fairly cheaply too.  This is the case throughout most of the Southwest, and certainly California, and I'm under the general impression that you can find ANYTHING in New York City if you look hard enough, but I must acknowledge that there are large parts of this country that finding the things will be challenging.  Might I suggest this:  Look through your address book.  You have to know somebody in the right part of the world.  Friends, relatives, the Christmas card lists... there's gotta be somebody out there who can be conjoled, persuaded, coerced, paid, threatened or blackmailed into putting some in a box and sending them to you. 

After you get your nopales, place them somewhere warm and dry for a week or two.  This is basically hardenning off... It's neccessary because when you plant the things in the next step, you want the cut where it was detatched from the plant to have a callous or sealed skin to prevent rot or bacterial infection from the soil.  And now I'm going to tell you its also probably not absolutely neccesary.  There's a very good chance that the nopales you got from the store was cut from the parent plant in Mexico or South Texas or wherever well over a week ago and it's already hardened off.  But if you had to threaten to call your aunt and tell her all about what her son was up to in California to get them, you've gone to a lot of trouble and lets play it safe and set them on a shelf for a week.  Of course, you could stand them up in a wicker basket and set them on a table as a centerpiece.  Whatever, just wait a week... unless they start looking like they're shrivelling.  In that case, go on to the next step. 

And the next step is... pot them up.  Pretty simple. 

Get a six inch plastic pot... recycle one that you bought something else in actually, and put a paper coffee filter in the bottom.  It will hold the dirt in and allow drainage.  Put in an inch or so of any decent potting soil.  Stand 2 or 3 pads up in the soil, then fill the rest in.  Any part of the pad that is touching moist soil will grow roots.  If it's on a warm bright windowsill... this will happen very quickly, so place your pots on a warm bright windowsill, water them, and then water them about once a week. Within 3 to 4 weeks, you should have roots and, if it's warm and bright enough, maybe even the beginning of new growth, and we're ready for the next step, which is planting them outside.   

Now, here in Central Texas, if I'm growing these for eating, I would do this towards the end of January or anytime in February, so that I could plant them outside at the end of March or in April, after all our danger of frost is past. 

When planting them outside you have some options. 

If they're going in the vegetable garden... plant in a row about 3 feet apart.  Maybe more.  You can be economical with your space by planting beds of bush beans between the plants.  By the time the green beans have stopped producing, the prickly pears will be ready to start harvesting.  This variety grows fairly rapidly, so having that extra space between them will make it easier to work around.

The second option is to plant them in a flower bed.  They are interesting and handsome plants.  One on each side of the front door surrounded with marigolds, petunias, purslane or any other colorful annual would be pretty striking.

The third option is to put them in large pots or tubs.  Again, with annuals.  I'm thinking geraniums would be nice.

Just make sure they get plenty of sunlight, and remember that this variety isn't neccesarily a desert cactus.  They can certainly survive drought situations, but watering those annuals around it will ensure it has plenty of water for quick growth.

About 6 to 8 weeks later, you can start harvesting the tender new pads for eating.  Don't take more than you need, leave some there to continue growing even more pads.  Or you could not harvest any and just have some very handsome plants until the fall when you can do a big harvest and can up some nopalitos.

Now, as I mentioned earlier, they won't survive a hard frost.  If you have them growing in large pots or tubs, hopefully you had the foresight to put them on those wheel rollers.  Rolling into a greenhouse is the best if available.  Pushing it into a garage or outbuilding that doesn't get that cold would work too.  If you wish to try it... make sure you stop watering and let it dry out.  All cactus are a little hardier in the winter if they're dry.  Or, if you have the room, you could bring them into the house as a rather huge houseplant. 

Plants in the ground, the simplest solution is to cut enough pads to grow for next year, store in a cool dry place, and start them again next spring. 

The prickly pear fruits that you see in the store, aka tuna, also come from this plant.  However, you're highly unlikely to see the blooms or resulting fruits when you're growing the plants in this manner.  The blooms tend to happen on last years growth.  A plant greenhoused over the winter is the most likely, garaged less likely, and  a new cutting almost impossible.  But the plants are quite capable of surprising you on occasion. 

Personally, I prefer the fruits of the native hardy pears anyway, finding them more flavorful and colorful. 

Two clumps of these plants should be more than enough to feed a family of four the occasional srambled eggs.  If you're feeding a larger family or hoping to rustle up something for a church social... you may have to grow more of course. 

And there we are. 

Should be back in a couple of days with the artwork that my friend drew for me . 

hope everyone out in blogland is doing wonderful

Saturday, June 16, 2012

So... here's the thing.  Many years ago, I decided I wanted to start my own business.  But it seemed every time I started to do so... something happened.  Dad got sick, and taking care of things took all my attention.  Then mother got sick, and I ended up having to take care of that... and the flea market which she owned required my attention, then she got sicker, that business closed and yada yada yada etc etc etc... The time never seemed right to take care of what I wanted and I was too busy taking care of everybody else's stuff anyway. 

Something always seemed to be far more important and immediate.

Finally, it kind of dawned on me that the time would never be right.  You can't sit around waiting for the right time... the right time will never appear and you'll be sitting there on your butt 10 years later, which is pretty much what happened to me.  But it's also never too late... and now is as good a time as any. 

So I have visited the County Tax Office to aquire my DBA (That's Doing Business As) name and ID number, and I then drug my happy posterior end over to Dallas to visit the Texas Department of Agriculture. 

The DBA not only covers the new business but will be extremely helpful at tax time for being a courier.  (I'm considered an Independant Contractor, and it just helps.)  It's basically an all-encompassing business name. 

And the name is... (drum roll please...) Cactus Cowboy Enterprises. 

It's basically a florist liscense, and I'm now allowed to buy and sell plants at the flea market.  The liscense is important, because the state went through and ticketed people last year and now the markets are insistent that you have it. 

The booth will not only have plants, but will also focus in on Texanna, Americanna, Primitives and Victorianna.  There may be some Southwest... but not too much... primarily because most of what's available to me is that icky pastel 1980's Southwestern and I didn't like it then and time hasn't tempered my attitude much. 

My Church friend Hector, who graduated from Art school and now does the most amazing murals and faux finishes, has volunteered to paint me a sign for the market and I'm waiting. 

Of course, there's still a few things I need... I mean, there's not much use calling yourself Cactus Cowboy unless you have the proper attire.  So I'm desperately looking for green cowboy boots.  If worse comes to worse I've got some ratty ole boots and a can of spray paint, but I don't much feel like resorting to that...

And, well if you're going to announce that the Cactus Cowboy rides again, and follow that with a loud "HI HO SAGUARO!" well, then, you kind of need a faithful sidekick... Hector is perfectly willing to provide free artwork, but he balks at putting on a green sombrero and calling himself 'Napales'  Actually, he got quite testy when I sugested it and he just became absolutely unreasonable. 

Seriously... eventually I will upgrade to a nursery liscense.  I'm currently on the lookout for someplace to set up with a small greenhous... or maybe even just cold-frames.

Most importantly, I'm looking to have a little bit of fun along the way... Wish me luck!

Sunday, June 03, 2012

wow... 2 posts in 2 days... after months and months of total silence.  Hope nobodies head explode. 

1st of all... some of you may remember my post re: Callisia fragrans  if not... click that... anyway... I thought I'd give you a little update.  It's doing well.  Extremely well.  It has grown to proportions that made it's little 4 inch pot look ludicrous.  It has produced a total of 10 "babies" many of which have found homes of their own now.  It was placed... packed tight ball of wet spagnum moss and all, into an 8 inch pot, the pot was filled with regualar ole potting soil... and the thing didn't even pause.  It's going haywire. 

Just a quick posts... will definitely be a few days before I stop back by...

Saturday, June 02, 2012

hola

howdy.  It's been a while.  Everything is doing ok for now... actually, it's doing darned good.  I've got 300+ pages of fiction written... a really really really crappy first draft actually, but I have no idea where this blasted story line is going. 

I've also, for about as long as I can remember had a bit of a dream of a job in the back of my head.  something I always wanted to try... but everytime I thought it might happen... well... something else happened.  First, dad got sick and I had to take care of things... then mom got sick and I had to take care of things, and I always seemed to be taking care of everybody elses things and not doing a blasted thing for me... well, I'm at an age where it's now or never. 

I'll make a formal announcement later... after the DBA and all that is filed...

No other real news. 

I was driving home on memorial day, when some woman was driving down the wrong side of the street and banged into me.  no one hurt, but inconvienent as all hell... and trying to get that straightened out would be greatly expedited by said woman calling her insurance company.  I filed the claim, but not one word from her yet...

Anyway... I'm still around.  Kinda.  Hope all my blog friends are doing well...

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Howdy folks... haven't forgot about y'all or anything, but I'm writing away on a new project, and that seems to be sucking up all my time at the moment.  And I still haven't got my phone or internet straightened out, and I'll probably be changing providers before any of that works out. 

As is, I'm checking in on a friends computer.  I hate to admit it... but not having a phone is kind of a relief.  Remember the days when you could go to the grocery store without chatting with all your friends?  Or drive to the gas station without checking in with your family?  I'm back in them.  It's nice. 

Trucks back up and running, but I'm not driving today.  There's a limit to my nerves these days... the last time we had one of these biblical level deluges, they loaded the back of my pick-up with boxes of toilet paper.  REALLY.  No more of this silliness.  I'm over it. 

Last week... dispatch called and asked if I wanted to drive out to Wilmer.  Now see... this is kind of a trick question.  You see... I'm sure, that somewhere, sometime, someone has woken up in the morning, looked around the room and responding to some compulsive desire from deep inside announced, "I WANT TO GO TO WILMER TEXAS."

It's well within the realm of possibilities.  I however am not one of those people.  Actually I'm pretty sure that its just as likely that sometime, someone sat up in bed, looked around the room and announced... "I'm in Wilmer Texas.  DAMN!"

Don't get me wrong.  I have nothing against Wilmer TX.  It's a pleasant enough place I suppose.  I'm positive that's it's a lovely place to live, love, laugh and play.  Here's the real issue... when I went to high school, one of my best friends considered himself a class clown.  He was the only person that considered himself so... but there we are.  Anyway... somehow the subject of Wilmer TX came up, and my friend, doing his very best Mr. Ed the Talking Horse impersonation proceeded to pronounce "Wil-meeeeeeeeeeeeeeer" and now I can't here that towns name without that damned voice in my head. 


So, when dispatch calls and asks if I'd like to go to Wilmer... the only real answer is "Oh HELL no..."  but I went anyway... and there we are...

Hope everyone is having a great day.  TAH