Friday, June 28, 2013

Tomatoes

Spent the morning canning tomatoes. You kinda have to can them, as there's no way you will survive eating them. Really, the human stomach only takes so much before it says... " uhh, a break here..."

In addition to these, we're also growing yellow tomatoes, which are a little sweeter and a lot less acid. Less acid means better for the table and not as good to can, but I don't know what I'd do with canned yellow tomatoes anyway. Anemic marinara?

Thursday, June 13, 2013

This year we are having assign absolute plague of toads. Or, as they're called in Texas, toad frogs. Last night, I walked outside to find no less than 8 of the obnoxious little amphibians on the front porch. Actually, they're kinda cute.

But they did inspire me too write a proposal for the Syfy channel. " Texas chainsaw zombie toad apocalypse' I'd give a synopsis, but the title is pretty self explanatory actually...

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Gardening, gardening, gardening

Today I spent the entire morning planting seeds. Okra, Kentucky wonder pole beans, yellow wax beans, royal burgundy beans, cantaloupe, pickling cucumbers. We had room after all that harvesting and canning yesterday, and we can usually get several crops in every summer. Hard work, but satisfying

Saturday, June 08, 2013

Harvesting...

We've been harvesting this morning.

These are the carrots... although they look more like sweet taters. We have heavy clay soil here, so they don't make those long roots, but they taste nice and sweet. We also got in beets, which were in the boiling pot before I could get a pic, and some onions, which I didn't bother taking a pic of. As soon as we get it resulted, in go some green beans, okra, and turnip greens. Nothing better than fresh!

Monday, June 03, 2013

Little goth Bob Monday...

Bob found a petunia today, growing in the asphalt.


If petunias are allowed, they self seed everywhere. These volunteers are rarely as beautiful as their parents, but they are impressive in mass...

Sunday, June 02, 2013

Lantana

The lantana, a staple of southern gardens, have syarted to put on their show... here's the old fashioned standard...

And one of the modern hybrids...

I hg Abe to say, I like the old fashioned ones better. The modern ones are better behaved, and have good color, but they're not as hardy and more demanding. Have a great day!

Friday, May 31, 2013

Looking back over the last few months, it appears that I've more or less confined myself to shorter posts.  There's a few reasons for that. 

1. I've been fighting my moods. 
2. I've been posting on my android using an app called Bloggeroid, and while it works better than the actual blogger app for me , it limits the size of my posts.
3. Finally, I haven't been writing on here because I've been writing something else, and, while it's interesting, it's also confusing as I don't know where the hell it's going or what the point is, assuming it has a point.

But I've decided to buckle down and do an actual post.

Now, remember when I used to post recipes?  They have to be fairly easy, and always flexible.

And since squash season has settled down on us in Texas, and is no doubt gathering in a slightly threatening manner, like a weird green thundercloud on the horizon, further north, I've decided to gather a few thoughts on squash. 

The yellow squash, and it's close cousin the zucchini, have one thing going for them. 

They're easy to grow, and extremely productive, making them very rewarding for the home gardener no matter what their experience level.  Actually, they're so productive, that 3 or 4 hills of each are usually more than enough.  Unfortunately, the average seed packet has enough seeds for about triple that amount, and you tend to end up with more than you can possibly use, and you cannot ever seem to give them away, as everybody else has more than they can possibly use and is trying to unload them on you.

For this reason, there are well over a thousand recipes, including casseroles, pickles, lasagnas, breads, etc, trying to use up the darned things.

So, after you've gotten sick of the average sautéed in butter, or brushed with olive oil and grilled, and you've resigned yourself to a casserole... here's one to try.

Ingredients:

3 or 4 medium sized yellow squash, sliced or cubed and rolled in flour.
1/4 sausage
1/4 diced onion
3 Tblsp flour
1 1/2 cup milk
1 cup shredded cheese.

preheat oven to 400.

put your floured squash in a greased casserole dish.

now start by making a basic Southern Cream Gravy... fry the sausage in a pan, cutting it up with your spatula as it cooks to  crumble it. When it's about half browned, add the onions, and cook, stirring constantly, until they're translucent. 

Still stirring, (DON'T STOP STIRRING!) sprinkle in the 3 Tblsps flour as soon as it's incorporated into the grease, pour in the milk.  Keep stirring so it doesn't go lumpy.  As soon as it starts boiling, it will thicken,

Quickly mix in the cheese, and pour over the squash.  Then place in oven for 30 minutes.

Easy enough, provided you're an experienced gravy maker.

Almost any vegetable can be used instead of squash, but the starchier ones seem to work best.  I've tried sliced onions, about any kind of canned beans, provided they've been drained and rinsed, and a friend of mine with a weird sense of humor, tried frozen tater tots, and they all came out ok. 

Mix in some green chilli, diced ham or chicken, or about anything you think will season it up.

Southern Cream Gravy is usually confronted smothering biscuits, chicken fried steak or mashed potatoes, but it's really just a variation of the classic white sauce.  If you want to use white sauce instead, make it with 3 tblsps butter instead of the sausage drippings, and you can use chicken stock instead of the milk.

Now, most of us will just buy one of those bags of shredded cheese, but you can use any cheese you have or want... I once used some forgotten brie that had begun to  dehydrate in the back of the fridge and put it on butter beans.  Fantastic,

Anyway, be creative,  and have fun! 
 

Monday, May 27, 2013

Goth Bob took a week off. The giant pumpkins developed root rot, which is a big problem here this time of year. One sprout is still fine. The others gone, except for 1 green stalk... since the stem of squash and pumpkins will throw roots down where ever they touch the ground, I'm going to try to reroot the stalk and see what happens.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Doing the chores

I was going to plant some of my cuttings, and Little Goth Bob offered to help, so he harnessed up his trusty turtle and started to haul the cuttings for me...

They should get to the flower bed in a week or two...

Friday, May 17, 2013

And the heat begins...

Hit 90 today, so summer is starting. Got our first afternoon wilt, where the plants get droopy in the heat. Your first instinct is to water, but that is a mistake. As soon as the sun sets, or even a shadow shelters the plants, they recover. These wilts are necessary to prompt the plant to develop strong roots, if you water they don't bother and may even rot. If they're gonna survive 100+ later, we gotta tough em up.