So, I was driving along minding my own business today, when I took a cut through a neighborhood in Ft. Worth, (not the best neighborhood,
btw) to avoid a traffic issue on the road.
My GPS started sputtering... it's not good with deviations from its planned route. It has control issues... and I suddenly had to come to a
screeching halt.
OK. I'm
exaggerating. I was going maybe 30 mph. There was no
screeching of the tires involved. But I did have to come to a rather abrupt halt.
Here's why.
I saw this in someones yard :


This massive cactus clump has obviously been here for a very long time... and it would appear to have survived this winters record breaking temps.
Please, please, please... somebody tell me what this plant is called.
I want one.
I want one really really badly.
There were other cactus in the yard too... including a 6 foot tall cholla nestled up against the mailbox. I'm sure the mail man is just thrilled with that. There was also a few prickly pears, and a ferocactus wislenzeni... that has outgrown it's attractive stage. The F. wislenzeni will survive our winters fairly well, but not usually unscathed. They're cute as a bug when they're small... but after they get big... not so much. But... I digress...
I couldn't hang for long, I was on a run, but I did take note of the address so that I can keep my eye on this plant over the next few months and take more pics when the blooms show up... in the close-up pic, you can see the fuzzy beginnings of buds starting out. And if I just happen to be in the neighborhood when they go to seed... or better yet, when the owner cuts off a branch and puts it by the road in the trash... oh well...