So there's this chair...

I got it for two bucks at a yard sale. It's shaped like a giant hand and you sit in it...

It's so cheezy that it's cool.

But it desperately needed cleaning... and after I clean it, I can take it to the flea market and get about 40 bucks for it...

So I sit it in the car port, because it's not coming into the house 1) in that condition and 2) despite the fact that it's so cheezy it's cool, it's also green and I hate green and it's just not coming in my house...

anyway, at high noon, somebody drove up in their pick-up truck, jumped out, and stole it.

I was mad for about 10 seconds. But then I started laughing...

I figure God will forgive them for being a thief, but having appalling taste is a condition that is impossible to overcome...