At the risk of being Christmas Cliché – ish, I am sure the gift of a Christmas Goose would be more then appreciated. But I don’t think hawks are carrion eaters, so you will need to stand in the yard and twirl it around on the end of a long tether. :-)
I suppose you just have to ask yourself, what would I need if I were a bird? And then get that.
ReplyDeleteIt's cold there, right? Maybe a beak-warmer?
Target gift card?
Or maybe you should just go tit for tat and leave him a clump of body hair or some toenail clippings.
Actually, a yummy treat is always welcome.... how about a nice rat?
DeleteAt the risk of being Christmas Cliché – ish, I am sure the gift of a Christmas Goose would be more then appreciated. But I don’t think hawks are carrion eaters, so you will need to stand in the yard and twirl it around on the end of a long tether. :-)
ReplyDeleteInteresting! Most men don't have a clue about appropriate gifts. Your visitors and you must be three in a million.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome gift!!!
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